My cousin, Brian Buzzling, is a Japanese fish in clown makeup, living in a world that he keeps submerged in a koi pond while he rides dolphins that breathe mustard and wear specially created masks to go over their blow holes which are made by a secret society of gnomes that wear 19th century style top hats all the while wearing their monocles to help the terrible nearsightedness of their beady red eyes which evolved during thousands of spent living in the caves of New Mexico battling the mighty giant salamanders of Katmandu. Here’s his blog!
